Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow they may make it illegal.

We'll get along fine as soon as you realize I'm God.

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.

Money can't buy happiness but it can certainly rent it for a couple of hours.

He who laughs last didn't get the joke.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."