My theory is that the map pack will be released on either march 7th, 14th, or 21st seeing as they are all multiples of 7 and and any bungie fan knows Bungies obsession with the number 7, so....

Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow they may make it illegal.

We'll get along fine as soon as you realize I'm God.

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.

Money can't buy happiness but it can certainly rent it for a couple of hours.

He who laughs last didn't get the joke.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."

from now on you shall all call me Bobo T. baggins.

whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

beer nuts are a dollar fifty, deer nuts are under a buck...

.... I have a jump drive with enough space for all the adobe flash cs3 files on another computer. Is it illegal if I take those files, put them on the drive, and take them to my p.c.?

don't get me wrong, I'm all for Obama and his plan (and I'm not racist either), but I thought this joke was hilarious:

Why doesn't Obama sleep?

Because the last black guy to have a dream got shot.

...came into your room and was like
"wanna make paper mache"
what would you do?

...Boobies

what would you say?

you could decide what happens next?

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